May 2012
penguiiin:
I hate the word homophobia.
It is not a phobia.
You are not scared.
You are just an asshole.
LAX to O’Hare//The Academy Is… MPLS to O’Hare This...
We Are The Sound.: I met a man on the bus today,... →
danaportwood:
I met a man on the bus today, who only referred to himself as Louie, followed by the number four, and a swift clap. Louie taught us all a few things today. For example, Louie told me that the Nazi’s had taken up residency in outer space, namely on the moon. There, they were rebuilding and…
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When I was in second grade every Sunday was a full fledged emotional sob fest because I absolutely did NOT want to go to school the next day. I’ve basically been reliving that pre-terror this past week only for work, not school. I can’t even express how badly I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. It makes me so unhappy that I should just quit but I can’t bring myself to do...
...But what do they do with all the leftover...
princessplague:
What if they just toss the losing cupcakes out into the dumpster in the alley?
…I must find out where this show is filmed so I can become a hobo living in that alleyway.
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Mom: When will you be home? I want to start supper.
Me: I should be done in about an hour.
Mom: oh…uhhh
Me: …but I guess you can eat without me??
Mom: Ok!!
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“They say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a...”
– Banksy (via alexwise)
Tyler bought a house & didn’t tell my parents.
Emery got a tattoo & didn’t tell my parents.
I feel the need to do something grand & not tell my parents.
fallonious:
Women of SNL rerun on VH1, thank the lord!
I just want to watch Lilo & Stitch & eat Eggos but...
