penguiiin: I hate the word homophobia. It is not a phobia. You are not scared. You are just an asshole.
LAX to O’Hare//The Academy Is… MPLS to O’Hare This...
We Are The Sound.: I met a man on the bus today,... →
danaportwood: I met a man on the bus today, who only referred to himself as Louie, followed by the number four, and a swift clap. Louie taught us all a few things today. For example, Louie told me that the Nazi’s had taken up residency in outer space, namely on the moon. There, they were rebuilding and…
When I was in second grade every Sunday was a full fledged emotional sob fest because I absolutely did NOT want to go to school the next day. I’ve basically been reliving that pre-terror this past week only for work, not school. I can’t even express how badly I don’t want to go to work tomorrow. It makes me so unhappy that I should just quit but I can’t bring myself to do...
...But what do they do with all the leftover...
princessplague: What if they just toss the losing cupcakes out into the dumpster in the alley? …I must find out where this show is filmed so I can become a hobo living in that alleyway.
Mom: When will you be home? I want to start supper.
Me: I should be done in about an hour.
Me: …but I guess you can eat without me??
They say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a...– Banksy (via alexwise)
Tyler bought a house & didn’t tell my parents. Emery got a tattoo & didn’t tell my parents. I feel the need to do something grand & not tell my parents.
fallonious: Women of SNL rerun on VH1, thank the lord!
I just want to watch Lilo & Stitch & eat Eggos but...