February 2012
177 posts
“Opiate withdrawal causes spontaneous ejaculation and orgasms… well, at...”
– psychology professor
“My girlfriend hates when I say the c-word. We were watching spongebob the other...”
– Bo Burnham
Bo Burnham: Whatchya got there dude?
Dude: Pizza!
Bo Burnham: Can I have some?
Dude: Yeah dude!
Bo Burnham: *takes breadstick and goes back to stage* Yuck, this breadstick sucks! I uh....there's nowhere to put this. I wish I could hide it, then I'd be a true gopher.....golden gophers. You guys got any big rivals?
Everyone: WE HATE IOWAAAAAA!
Bo Burnham: FUCK THEM! FUCK IOWA! THEY DON'T APPRECIATE THE EMOTIONAL VALUE OF PIXAR MOVIES!
this bitch keeps letting her friends cut in line with her.
I feel like this is karma for my younger line cutting years.
she lets one more person cut she gonna get cut.
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I feel like I should have been warned about this... →
this summer is gonna be the tits.
a trip to Nebraska for the sole reason of going to the zoo. a trip to Canada purely to get our drink on. & if I have enough money & enough people to fill a car I want to go to Hogwarts again.
In the words of LMT, “this summer we be trippin’, road trippin’”
Macbeth & Harry Potter
Rowling has cited Shakespeare’s Macbeth as an influence. In an interview with The Leaky Cauldron and MuggleNet, when asked, “What if [Voldemort] never heard the prophecy?”, she said, “It’s the “Macbeth” idea. I absolutely adore “Macbeth.” It is possibly my favourite Shakespeare play. And that’s the question isn’t it? If Macbeth...
I like to stalk all my friends pinterests via facebook & see that 80% of the “pins” are from tumblr. And then they say “you should get a pinterest” & I’m like “bitch you don’t even know.”
“On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day:
I...”
– You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face « Views from the Couch (via golden-notebook)
Lies people told me about college.
People told me that at college I’ll find what I want to find. I’d like to find all my friends from high school sitting in my dorm room when I wake up tomorrow.
People told me that at college I’d have the time of my life. I personally enjoyed my sophomore, junior, and senior years of high school better than this past school year.
People told me that at college I’d make...
“In a journal containing 904 dreams that a woman kept for more than five decades,...”
– Domhoff, 1993
“Content analysis of tens of thousands of dreams reveal that many are associated...”
– Wait, does being single fall under everyday activities, emotional concerns, or preoccupations?